Negotiation rule #1. Control the time: Yes friends, when this guitar is on the delivery truck and you know it, wouldn't it be strategic to mention a sale at Nordstroms? Deceptive, you may think, but I say the much needed time could be utilized by stashing said piece.
Negotiation rule #2. Bartering: That's what they do with us, remember? That, down South is called trading chickens for pies. She's got something you want and she trades for something you've got. In this case, see rule #1- send her to Nordstroms. She'll come back with a bag from a french designer whose name you cannot enunciate. You'll act surprisingly attentive when she explains said purse and then, while she's in that euphoric state would be the time to introduce said guitar purchase. As "Wind In His Hair" said in "Dances With Wolves," "Good trade."
Negotiation rule #3. This technique comes at great risk, so you've been warned. In said scenario, you would create an atmosphere of competition. Next time you're eating with her at Longhorns, get the waitresses attention, (the P.Y.T. or pretty young thang that brings you a Bloomin' Onion,) wink at her or maybe pinch her on the behind. She (the waitress,) will surely appreciate this gesture of affection and so will "she" (and you know the "she" I speak of.) This third technique is only for the most advanced negotiator. Proceed with extreme caution. Now, I have spoken with you about this as a gentleman and have explained the rules of engagement. As for the guitar? Who out there doesn't want to own a cherry red EDS-1275? Rock legends are made of this- just ask Jimmy. Albeit, this guitar has a few minor dings on her (probably came from first owner's other half after Negotiation technique #3 was employed,) but unlike that guy, this guitar is a survivor and yes, the guitar does have the ""Eye of the Tiger."" Friends, we are only here to help, to provide knowledge and to keep your heels off plastic. Funny how? What, am I here to amuse you? "
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