I was just walking down the aisle of the latest Philly show when all of a sudden, I spotted a quadruplet set of blonde beauties basking on a table like they had nothing better to do. Upon closer inspection, I was drawn to this very guitar you see right here. Now, I don't know the 1958 production number off hand and maybe, just maybe I can't even tell you what the ohmage of the vintage P-90s are, but I am certain that this guitar just spoke to me. She said to me, "Am I not all that men enjoy in a vintage guitar? Aren't I blonde and don't blondes have more fun? Look at how curvacious I am and feel the roundness of my neck." "Go ahead", she said, "look under the hood, I am not very clean for a lady of 50 plus? And my case you say? It is original to me and a beautiful shade of pink on the inside." That's when the oh- too- familiar lick "Pride and Joy" circumvented at deafening volume throughout my cranium till I snap back out of the rabbit hole. As I stepped up to the dealer to inquire about this lovely and may I add homeless beauty, all I could think about was blonde and pink. I stammered in front on this dealer like a drunken seaman on a three day furlough and my only thought at that point was "how much". I meant how much was this guitar, whatever, put her in a bow, I mean box and let's do this. Do you wanna know how much she'll set you back? Blondes I thought, they always cost you something, but I just gotta have it. You see friends, I like any other red blooded American male have that dreaded Achilles heel. For me, the word placement of "blonde and Pink" sends me into a cataclysmic fit. I don't know why that is, but the proof of our ownership of this blonde lass only confirms there is no cure...
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