2004 Gretsch G6128T 6/12 Black, Excellent, Original Hard, $2,995.00

Who thinks this stuff up? Here we are nonetheless. Come to think of it, I can remember seeing Joe Maphis playing a similar contraption while entertaining at a rodeo I was at back in 1955 or so, even though it was probably a Mosrite and he was probably standing uncomfortably close behind a 12-year-old Larry Collins while they both played. Simultaneously. On one guitar. Rapidly. And grinned. Or you could also imagine you’re Don Felder, before he got dissed out of the Eagles by Glen Frey, or so it seemed in the recent bio-pic. Regardless, here we are once again, with a nice, clean and barely ever touched recently-made Gretsch re-issue of something that Gretsch themselves may or may not have ever offered. It’s big, it’s bold, and it’s black, just waiting for you to claim mastery over this fabulous, fantastic, and wonderful no-longer-made double-neck wonder of days gone by. Bring it to your house and turn up the vehemence control for only $2595 w/ohsc